just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
what the fuck did i just stumble across
My Dad’s name is Mark so I nearly pissed myself at this because I imagined it was him XD
is your grandma ok
My grandma is dead…
Oh shit.
what the fuck did i just stumble across
My Dad’s name is Mark so I nearly pissed myself at this because I imagined it was him XD
reasons why winter is better than summer:
- little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
- sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
- the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
- sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
- snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
- no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
- it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
- everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
(Source: h4tsunemiku)
Please don’t play with my heart. Play with my clítoris, it feels better.
(Source: naturalbornkilla)
