Today was pretty nice, and I’m all ready for bed! Goodnight, my dears!!!

iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

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thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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oneswhouseyou:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

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All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.

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instagrarn:

The leader of the free world chatting with Barack Obama 

instagrarn:

The leader of the free world chatting with Barack Obama 

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