daintylolihime: don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person
morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
fuchsiatyrant: fatkidinmath: kazoothekid: earljrsmith: Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET. NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG google it
coagulates: I just wanna kiss you for a few hours
kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
unwrittenlaw5: do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
Do you ever just wanna hug someone so tightly to the point where you have absolutely no intentions of ever letting go because you want them to know just how much they mean to you and how much you love them and you just wanna take away all the bad things in their life and replace them with only good things?
If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it.– Zora Neale Hurston (via qbrix)
witneyhouston: im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
I’m pretty tired of adults telling me how stupid teens are.– John Green, on whether or not his characters are ‘too intelligent’ (via haemus)
brorotica: Oh thank god, I was so worried. That 50-mile-long train of vomiting rainbow and Doctor Who GIFs you reblogged definitely confirms that you’re not homophobic. Thank you for setting me at ease, you pinnacle of nonjudgmental human perfection.
ungenuine: every single person that reblogs this will get a joke or a pick-up line in their ask. every single person.
urbancatfitters: somewhere out there someone is having fun w/o me and i resent them for it
I have never found anybody who could stand to accept the daily demonstrative...– Sylvia Plath (via hercautionarytales)
The OLC of Les Miserables might be my favorite thing ever.
dude-thats-my-ghost: askgeorgebush: fridge-logic: askgeorgebush: What if the Doctor’s name is just something like Phil You mean like this OH SHIT