May 2012
April 2012
scrolling down your Facebook news feed.. →
epic-humor:
dont care
dont care
dont care
you’re*
dont care
dont care
your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it?
oh you’re single, once again
dont care
song lyrics, how original
dont care
dont care
you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’
dont care
dont care
dont care
NOW BACK TO TUMBLR
this blog is epic
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This blog is EPIC!
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When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days. When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful…
westendtohogwarts:
i am the only person who doesnt like one direction
i am the lone survivor
i am legend
I love when ALW introduces Michael Crawford at...
maggiesworlds:
He is totally fan-girling. You can tell he’s thinks “Wanna hear some bitches scream… MICHAEL CRAWFORD!… yea bitches love them some Michael Crawford.”
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Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
Me: Turns on POTO.
YES.
“And I don’t know if Batty’s gotten over it yet,’ said Skye.
Mr. Penderwick...”
– The Penderwicks: A Summer Tale of Four Sisters Two Rabbits by Jeanne Birdsall (via effyeahyoungadultlit)
I freakin’ love this book.
Reblog if fangirling is one of the happiest parts...
witchcraftandclickery:
pr0fessi0nal-fangirl:
extremelyverynotgood:
mrsjawnwatson:
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satisfysomemorbidcuriosity:
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savethemurderhouse:
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Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents' Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful in...
How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
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