People who say: 'Is it because I'm black'
10% : Black people
90%: White people
whatwastheacademy: these kids on facebook keep saying “who wanna talk otp?!” so i commented and said “gabilliam” and then i realized that otp to them means on the phone
Tonight I went to see Snow White and the Huntsman,...
lolsofunny: So I got down on one knee and asked him if he’d seen the Joker, and he pointed into the theatre. I said thanks, and as I started to go in he said “Thanks for keeping Gotham safe.” You’re welcome, small child. It’s my pleasure. wtfsofunny | sodamnrelatable
youbetter-runlike-thedevil: stormpooper: zooeyclairedeschanel: stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even believe in urself is that a lawn mower flying no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
mandarkslab: I wonder how many times Freddy and Daphne fucked while they were “searching for ghost”
explosive-potato-famine: ixerro: vinny001: ...
phelpslochtes: if you guys ever think of deleting your blog you better give me your phone number and email address and social security number first so i can track you down again just saying
how is it almost august im like 100% sure it was new years yesterday
leons-sexy-hairflip: have you ever had the biggest fucking crush on someone and whenever they do anything or just exist you feel like you’re going to die because they’re so lovely and wow
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like breadsticks
hyannis-p0rt: controversial-tabloid-story: vammyrose: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: ok so HOW DID YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT #and they wonder why we’re all so slutty now LMFAOOOO some of these are not even innuendos. They are just blatantly sexual. oH MY gOD
someone follows me: why
someone unfollows me: why
I’m just saying, if Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined by this bizarre cheating scandal while Chris Brown continues to make money, we have failed as a society and everyone should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
dirtyroyalconfessions: princeharrywales: ihatethemetro: He looks so pissed. Lol I’d look pissed if two people WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION AND I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF IT BEING DIS-INCLUDED.
firsttimelady: niallhoraned: #how i feel about my otps to be quite honest omg that tag
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
shakespeares-sisters: i’m weird ok but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend i mean fucking weird